Score: 9

"Hell, I'll say 9.5"

submission: Awesome Little Shorts

date: December 11, 2005

I love it all.
I love the shorts, I love the music, I love the style, I love the violence, I love the sticks pwning one another, I love the flash.
I'm not going to say "10" because this is still lacking the point five that would make it a true NG classic.
Fantastic job Cosmo...
Happy Holidays.
~Jestar

Score: 2

"Well. That sure was original."

submission: Drum Pad v 1.2

date: December 9, 2005

If were trying to think of the most boring, unoriginal flash possible without making a shitty n00b stickdeath movie, you really did a fantastic job.
The credits didn't even WORK.
"Wait And Bleed" has gotten to be really fucking overused on Newgrounds... and any other major flash site for that matter.
The only part that actually had some point to it was the drumset. Which I have already seen six thousand times in other flashes. And I'm sure Newgrounds has got a LOT more than just a few thousand drumsets.
Don't look at this flash, Newgroundites.
Waste... of ... time.
~Jestar

Score: 6

"I agree.... BUT."

submission: Sticks Dont Suck !!!

date: December 8, 2005

I'm not saying this was a bad movie...
Just saying that If you want to REALLY get the point across, you should have done something a bit more in-depth in the beginning. Random scenes of tweened stickfighting wasn't extremely effective...
But I like the point you're trying to convey. I've been animating sticks for.. like... three years. And they aren't easy.
It's taken me a while to make them supersmooth and look supernice and then make a full-length movie...
This was pretty good.
I'm not into the tweening thing though. I know you say its really difficult, but I just don't like tweening sticks.
I animate FBF for everything and it just looks BETTER...
6/10
~Jestar

Score: 8

"This was alot of fun..."

submission: BIDIK 2006

date: November 26, 2005

I like this game. I was good at it too :D
The only reason I actually noticed that this existed was that its the 280,000th submission. Congrats...
Nice job... with the tricks. I love extreme sports games. And the graphics were good too.
~Jestar

Score: 7

"Well, to be honest..."

submission: Hot Dirty Furry Girls

date: November 24, 2005

I thought this was pretty good.
If you had just submitted this with a regular title and a regular screenshot, instead of "HOT DIRTY FURRY GIRLS", you would have gotten a higher rating. This really was great until the decapitated head started to swing back and forth. Which I would have liked, but it was so loud that I can almost still hear it ringing in my ears.
~Jestar

Score: 8

"Dude, this was whicked fucking annoying ( >_<)"

submission: Button Clicker

date: November 21, 2005

On the ridiculously hard stages, I would just right click and play.
For a really simplistic, yet, well thought out flash, this was great.
Nice job. Serious.
~Jestar

Score: 8

"Dude, I'm not gonna lie. This was pretty good..."

submission: -Little Wing Collab-

date: November 20, 2005

But I didn't love it. Pat is better than I thought. I've seen you animate much better than this. SO much of it just repeated, recycled... And my speakers are broken so I can't fairly rate the sound. But who cares.
You guys did a good job. Up the style a bit... Even without my speakers I know that this was just a random FBF to music. KEVIN. Think of better ideas. Why don't we collab?
... It would also help if my speakers worked.
~Jestar

Score: 1

"No... I think you are the one getting pwned. By B."

submission: .B

date: November 18, 2005

If anybody is getting pwned by B...
Well... I don't need to say it.
Good day to you, sir.
Not really.

Score: 9

"Fantastic job."

submission: Sober

date: November 14, 2005

This had great graphics, music, and style. The lip synching and guitar playing is smooth and realistic. This is well thought out and the length is about perfect. You just did a fantastic job. I'm not really into these kinds of movies, so I only voted nine. If only there was a LITTLE more to it... Oh well.
~Jestar

Score: 2

"I have some things to say."

submission: preview of some movie

date: November 14, 2005

- I'm sure you've heard this from alot of people...
But you really should have submitted this to NG Alphas.
- If you really don't want people to look at it, then don't title it "dont look at this". That draws extra attention.
- The movie itself was pretty good... but there was no sound. It looked somewhat promising. The "Spinal Tap" thing at the end kind of threw me off a little... but what the hell. You can do what you want.
- Lastly, you shouldn't have submitted this for your friend to take a peek at it. Newgrounds is one of the most popular sites in the world and there are hundreds of people voting on and reviewing everything that comes through. So next time... upload your flash to a site like (imageshack . us)
(putfile . com)
or whatever else you can find.
So from now on.... please do not use Newgrounds as your tester. Find another place to show your friends flash.
I took alot of time to review this to help you out. If you want to give me shit for voting two, then you can be an asshole. But if you want to be civilized about it then just be happy I didnt say something like "O MG FAG FU CKNG FAGGIT!!! STUPID F LASH GHEY!"
~Jestar