Jestar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[preview of some movie]

I have some things to say.

- I'm sure you've heard this from alot of people...
But you really should have submitted this to NG Alphas.
- If you really don't want people to look at it, then don't title it "dont look at this". That draws extra attention.
- The movie itself was pretty good... but there was no sound. It looked somewhat promising. The "Spinal Tap" thing at the end kind of threw me off a little... but what the hell. You can do what you want.
- Lastly, you shouldn't have submitted this for your friend to take a peek at it. Newgrounds is one of the most popular sites in the world and there are hundreds of people voting on and reviewing everything that comes through. So next time... upload your flash to a site like (imageshack . us)
(putfile . com)
or whatever else you can find.
So from now on.... please do not use Newgrounds as your tester. Find another place to show your friends flash.
I took alot of time to review this to help you out. If you want to give me shit for voting two, then you can be an asshole. But if you want to be civilized about it then just be happy I didnt say something like "O MG FAG FU CKNG FAGGIT!!! STUPID F LASH GHEY!"
~Jestar

saber12 responds:

i know, i know, i did submit it in alfa, mistakes happen ya.. thanks

[Skate Triligoy FIXED]

Very good.

The animation was pretty good... better than the last one for sure...
But I loved the visuals and the massive airs. It was unrealistic but it flowed. Nice job. Both the music and the ending were great.
Keep putting these out... Maybe next time I'll add to my faves. I love skate flashes and these look incredibly promising.
~Jestar

[Finding A Deck(skate)]

OH MY GOD this movie was awesome until it ended :[

Dude, as maker of New Deck, I command you to finish this movie off in either a sequel or a similar thing where a dude must make a sponsor me video. Please and I will put it in my faves :)
That is... if it is as good as this one O_O
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
~Jestar

Saucey responds:

Sure thing Jestar, thanks for the review.?

[>MisfitBlob DVD 2]

OGM PWNAGE MOVIE WTF YAE MK.

This was even better than Jazz 2, but it scored worse :-[ (WTF.)
Anyway. THIS IS TEH PWNOR. Dont listen to that "Ibio" tard. Skateboarding pwns him on so many levels. <3
SO OGM GREAT JOB i <3 JOOR FLASH KEVLAR. YAE.
~OGMtehJESTARz0r

Misfitblob responds:

YAE ^_^

yah, i know, tihs movie pwns Jazz 2, yet it got a lower score lol

[>Jazz 2]

O_O ... :D ...!? TEH KEVLAR! WHOOTE!

OGM. JUE MADE TEH PWN MUSIC?
TEH PWN MUSIC WITH TEH BUH.
BUH. BUH BUH BUH. OGM MIE FAVE PAHRT.
Cha. But seriously. Pwnage music that joo made.
Next time crank the style up a notch, random fbf's are overdone.
THATS WHY OUR RANDOM FBF WILL BE TEH PWN OGM VERY YES ROFLMAO K JA COOL BYE.
~J<3star

Misfitblob responds:

YAYE ^-^

WOOTOMGYAEPOOPIES

[The Last Unicorn]

Meh, id really rate this a 2.5...

I dont understand how this movie obtained such a score. I mean, the graphics were just pictures imported into flash, and the humor was... (X_X) The only good thing about this movie was the style. And frankly, this isnt even the style I want to see in a movie. I watched this through to the end to try and see what the other NG'ites see. But i dont. Sorry
-Jestar.

[I can't see]

OMG I <3 You!1

It would be on my list of faves if it had music. I <3 you. You rox0rz <3 <3 <3 <3

bakerrr responds:

ok