Jestar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Black Horizon Fight]

Well, to be honest with you.

I didnt LOVE the flash, but after watching the whole thing I realized it was a quality flash indeed.
I was smiling through the whole thing.
-=[GOOD POINTS.]=-
+ Funny.
+ Length: not too long, not too short.
+ Style: Original.
+ Graphics: Pretty darn good.
+ Sound: Professional. Rap at the end was what did it for me though :]
Good voice acting as well. And good use of music in there.
+ Layout of the whole thing.
+ Pants: I like vanilla ice cream.
-=[BAD POINTS.]=-
+ Uhm.
+ I dunno.
+ Just not 5/5 quality. Although I didnt give you guys 5/5.
Much love <3
~Jestar

Lochie responds:

The rap was made in like 3 minutes flat. :P Just random sounds we made up on the spot. And some of Ultra-Samurais Guitaring.
You like vanilla icecream.. I don't remember that anywhere in the flash.

You have a point for your bad points. :P

Much love back <3
Us.

[the skateboarder]

Not that great of an animation...

But the style is gnar.
It's quite original for a skate flash =]
*High five bitch.*
Check out some of my stuff.
Maybe we can collab... in the future...
Kaythanks.
~Jestar

mraw responds:

thanks! collab sounds like a damned good idea! *high five indeed*

[Tumor Flash 1]

I just added this to my faves.

Because it had me laughing out loud for about five minutes.
And because Lazyboy is one sexy dolphin.

LazyMuffin responds:

Oh stop it, you make me blush.

thanks.

[brains taste good]

Haha. Bitch.

Who gives a fuck if theres no animation.
You're talented.

...

Please pass the brains.
~Jestar

MrBananadude responds:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
so very nice

[fbf for the soul]

Average.

I did not like it.
Looked a bit sloppy, and it's been done before again and again.
But since you are mature and smart, you should know not to flame my mediocre review.
Thanks for you time.
~JESTARRRRRRRRRRGAYBUTTSEX

BlackPlastic responds:

your welcome for my time.

[Little Sticks 7 scenes1-2]

Very enjoyable.

I liked it alot, although the action was slow at times and the sticks fell into unrealistic positions and lay there for a long time. But other than that, it was very good.
NOW WHAT WAS THE SONG. =]

Boull responds:

look in defenition for song

[British Public Warning]

Well the flash sucks.

But dont listen to all of the flaming and shit from Americans.
This is pretty funny =)
And I'm American =)
But this doesn't belong on NG... ebaums maybe.
Even though ebaums SUCKS. FUCK.
~Jestar

red-dwarf1 responds:

Well... at least you were honest :p

[WHY]

GFD my man.

It's obvious you can do better. So why don't you!?
The stick skate animation was the most interesting part. I mean, if you just made the pace faster and animated twice as much, people would have liked it more.
And a really good music choice :)
Guttermouth.
Ownage.
~Jestar

G-F-D responds:

hey jestar... thx for the review.. i reallised ppl didnt like it.lol. anyway i hope it just gets past the portal!

[BBQbeefburgermansavesday]

LOL HOW DO YOUR MOVIES GET PROTECTED.

I think they're funny. But not NG worthy. Even though I rate 6/10.
I fiftened to make sure it got protected this time ;]
I dont even know if you have talent or not, but I DO know that your flashes get appreciated somehow on this site where they will blam a fantastic animation if somebody labels it, "the stick movie =)"
So congrats on your [talent] and your [animation] skills ;]
~Jestar

Zagaboom responds:

I could make better,but i cant be arsed to. I dont know.

[Bored Aliens Short 01]

Very good.

The animation was superb.
The humor was akward, as it should be in a flash about aliens...
But when the little thing ran across the screen and started stamping in the drink I was laughing out loud.
Very good job =]
~Jestar

Ranoka responds:

I think awkward humour is funny, don't really want to be doing the same thing as everyone else. That little thing is called Squibbeldiz (well that's what Zolag calls it anyway), you'll definitely see more of it :D Thanks for the compliment!