Jestar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ice Cream 4 help]

I thought it was pretty terrible.

Nothing was that good.
The graphics sucked
The audio was so-so.
Everything was pretty much: fucking fuck u motherfucking motherfucker.
...
Pretty terrible.

Team-xtrem responds:

go to hell

[Marvin and Joe 2]

This was a fantastic animation :D

Just not the kind I like. 0_0
Great job!

ZyneXx responds:

Thanx 4 the review

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

A really good guide to ... not getting blammed ...

^_^ Except for one thing.
I made 2 stick skate animations that were very very close to being blue. One of them was green, and ended up being the number 6 movie of the day. (which if it had gotten maybe .1 fucking higher would have won me an award) it is on 5 peoples faves list.
The other one was a collaberation I did with -element- that was 50% stick skate animation. We won daily 4th. I know lots of people who like stick skate flashes, just look in my club! Kirks Skate Vid series was very popular!! so were many other stick skate flashes.
just a little fact. :D
But other than that your movie was very good.

JujubeLock responds:

yeah I understand some stick flash is good, but I directed this more toward n00bs who just flood the portal with unoriginal stick flash.

I know there are award winning ones but those are usually the ones that are just ripped off constantly which is annoying.

[-=CarChase=-]

Fantastic.

The best first submission I have ever seen. Finally a great car chase animation. Thank the lord. Great job. THIS DESERVES AT LEAST A 2 OR 3... I hate people who vote low on sticks.
P.S. I have a dark aura. I voted a 5... to protect this piece of wonderful work. That shows you how good this submission is.

HAM-Mosessess responds:

Yes. It took LONG. I won't say, becuase then it'll sound half assed. yes, it does deserve at least 2 or three. at least a three. as the xdemanding stick cursor commands you. how, thats awesome, ud protect THIS pile of.... wonderful crap? I love you.

[Dead File]

Wow... this is really incredibly horrible.

It shouldnt have survived. all you did was poorly animate a circle.. aka the mouth. open. close. no wait, excuse me...
you poorly animated a circle, OFF THE WORDS. not even THAT worked out.
BUT THE WORST FUCKING THING WAS THE FACT THAT IT WAS 5 GODDAMN MEGS. 5 MEGS? FOR THAT SHIT?

Kyle-Mistry responds:

go throw a bean in the air, fatass.

[Dinky and pet rock Ep. 1]

Wierd-assed movie

THats why i liked it

Retox responds:

yeah that's how i look at it... the next one is a lot longer and a bit weirder... they go on a quest for pickles and meet a 3 legged dog that they make fun of... lol

[(2004) Sniper Time]

^_^ Sweet

Sup. Im not a fan of claymation movies, but I think your movies are pretty damn good. I liked the rubber ducky thing. Its what made me appreciate your work. Good job. Funny. And smooth too.

Knox responds:

wait till you see what i got coming up in a month or 2 ;)

[Insane Street Skate [OLD]]

Niiiice ^_^

You should join my club: -Skate Flash Club- !!

AcidX responds:

Umm... Ok?

[Artificial High 2]

You and element kick ass

Youre both fucking kings of flash. Congrats on a solid ten.

Sqeezy responds:

Thanks man!

[The Ring Music Video]

Responding to the last dude - "Uberbarista"

----zero times----

I loved the ORIGINAL ring - this was pretty funny. But it wasnt the best thing ive seen on NG (it had mediocre graphics) BUT FUCK YEAH!!!! Andrew WK!!!
Nice job ^_^

7/10 (because of THE RING and ANDREW WK.)

KiLL-youR-FRiENDs responds:

Thanks.